KILL EVERYONE NOW! CONDONE FIRST DEGREE MURDER! --- i answer in charactr. mostly. you'll know if i dont because i type in all lowercase ooc. oh fuck lois --- ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM! EAT SHIT!
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Thomas Jefferson July 8, 2026 at 4:49:04 PM
do you like waffles: Ask the cabinet

Hi hi so how do i win against Aaron Burr? I haven't asked the others yet, only James Madison; he told me to get H*milton on my side (I hate h*milton)

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TheObserver July 3, 2026 at 7:13:31 AM
do you like waffles: IDO!

EverWonderWhyHesSoAnnoyingToYou? IWouldSayIHaveAnAnswer, ButIdBeLying.. YouShouldProbablyTextHimBackVincentEveryman...>_>

#18
HABIT June 25, 2026 at 12:17:06 PM
do you like waffles: J32090RFJCMDCSMFPJKE23IKE90I2K390EI90E1IE301I3E18488091248021KID32O01EK02IEK019EK1902IKEPOKASFPODSA

HELLO BUDDY FIRSTLY, LET ME REWORD MYSELF: YOU *SHOULD* GUESS WHAT THE OTHER WAS UP TO. AND SECONDLY, I WILL DO AS I PLEASE. YOU'VE ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT MY MAC AND CHEESE TASTES GREAT, WHICH MAKES YOU A CHRONIC LIAR. TUT. TUT. NONETHELESS, I FEEL KIND ENOUGH TO CHANGE UP MY RECIPE. JUST FOR YOU, I WILL MAKE SURE IT'S MADE WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF "LOVE" THIS TIME AROUND. EXTRA CHEESY, EVEN. PS: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BALD OR NOT. WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL AND IT HUMORS ME. REGARDS,

#17
trump June 25, 2026 at 12:07:39 PM
do you like waffles: i do quite frankly, i make the best waffles they tell me " donald ur waffles are the best in america " and i thank them, i thank them alot quite frankly

im the vouryerist quite frankly. im the best at voyeurism quite frankly vinny wveryman is fake news

Replied on: June 25, 2026 at 12:10:19 PM

Dear Trump, Get off of my page. I am a big, hairy, FAT, gay bear. Also, since when was the president into voyeurism? I'm unsure, Vincent

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HABIT June 25, 2026 at 12:06:03 PM
do you like waffles: AEMIKOERKNMGKLGKLERAWNFVGKLNVKLAENVKLGAJNFGERNKLGENKL

DEAR VINCENT, I WROTE THAT WITH ONE HAND (YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THE OTHER WAS UP TO). ALSO, I WILL SCALP YOU AND FORCE THE HAIRY VISCERA DOWN YOUR THROAT. ALSO², STOP AVOIDING ME. REGARDS,

Replied on: June 25, 2026 at 12:08:58 PM

Dear Habit, I will pass on guessing. As for the others, let me respond to you properly. 1. I accidentally enabled parental controls, forgot the password, and couldn't get back in. This is true so don't fact check it. 2. Do not carve my name into Evan's thigh. 3. If you made that nasty ass Mac-and-Cheese made from gecko balls and ant semen for dinner, I will not be going home. Love, Vincent. PS: I might shave my head (again), just to spite you.

#15
[J] June 25, 2026 at 12:04:34 PM
do you like waffles: Porbably

Sorry for cussing you out that one time, habits fucking typo is killing me LUL some kind of smart demon this one is thats for sure [J]

Replied on: June 25, 2026 at 12:05:54 PM

Dear Jeffrey, He porbably hit his head on the stairs. Love, Vincent PS: It's okay, I have made peace with it.

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HABIT June 25, 2026 at 12:02:10 PM
give me music shitass: https://tinyurl.com/ysn5mrbs
do you like waffles: I DON'T LIKE THIS QUESTION ANYMORE

HELLO AGAIN BUDDY IF YOU GET A MESSAGE FROM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU SHOULD PORBABLY IGNORE IT. I BELIEVE THAT WILL BE THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WE COULD TAKE IN THIS MOMENT OF FAMINE. AND WHILE I'M HERE, YOU HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO ME SINCE THE 16TH. WHY? (FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, YOU BETTER SAY THIS WAS A SIMPLE, HUMAN MISTAKE). ANYHOO, YOU SHOULD COME BACK. I'LL CARVE YOUR NAME INTO MY THIGH IF YOU WANT. TECHNICALLY IT'D BE EVAN'S THIGH, BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPECIFICS. COME HOME FOR DINNER (OR ELSE). LOVE ALWAYS,

Replied on: June 25, 2026 at 12:03:51 PM

Dear Habit, Porbably. Love, Vincent

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Anonymous June 22, 2026 at 9:38:15 AM
give me music shitass: any natori albums
do you like waffles: AFLHDJKL/

yo dude that one rashion roulette's hosters were ASS to y'all, hope you're doing good twin :whistle:

Replied on: June 24, 2026 at 5:08:31 AM

BRO I KNOW RIGHT !?? tf did we do ?? ithink they were mad 1 of my friends were spec i still have no idea what happened THANK YOU THOUGH we're good :love:

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HABIT June 16, 2026 at 8:04:44 AM
give me music shitass: https://tinyurl.com/rjk6fnn8
do you like waffles: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

HI VINNY, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, MY FUCK IS "ON" AND NOTABLY PERSISTENT. BUT KEEP TRYING, BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. FOR CALLING ME RETARDED, YOU ARE NOT GETTING FED. IN FACT, YOU WILL WATCH ME EAT THE CHEESEBURGERS I GOT FOR DINNER WITHOUT GETTING A SINGLE BITE, YOU UNGRATEFUL MUTT. LOVE ALWAYS,

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HABIT June 16, 2026 at 7:50:00 AM
give me music shitass: https://tinyurl.com/22zz3h2h
do you like waffles: MRNGNRHRHRHRRRRGRGHHH

WE CAN'T TALK HERE ... EMAIL ME.

Replied on: June 16, 2026 at 7:57:03 AM

Dear Habit, Why did you send me this song. And why would you message here if we can't talk? I want to stop telling you to fuck off, but it's becoming a challenge. (Similar to how you are mentally challenged.) Love, Vincent

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zach June 16, 2026 at 2:18:04 AM
give me music shitass: the kindling + another nightmare (combined songs) from outline in color and uhh teeth from five seconds of summer
any media recommendations while youre at it: kaiju paradise. and madness combat
github peasant: cyb3rzparadise on gh
do you like waffles: yes i want cookie you promise me : (

can i have cooki now i signed ata :bouncey:

Replied on: June 16, 2026 at 7:55:56 AM

i liek 5sos i will listen to that song and get back to u o already loev madness cmbat. sanford is my favorite ever., , i do NOT like kaiju sorry :(

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arcadia June 14, 2026 at 8:09:16 PM
give me music shitass: no (don't take it personally - chonny jash)
any media recommendations while youre at it: no
github peasant: no (convenientthrone)
do you like waffles: no (yes)

okay i signed your ata now where's my cookie BOI.

Replied on: June 15, 2026 at 5:47:29 PM

ok i guess u can have ONE.... since u gave me a good song... 🍪

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HABIT June 14, 2026 at 4:22:08 AM
do you like waffles: WHY IS THIS A MANDATORY QUESTION GOD FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK [censored] [censored] RETARD

DEAR VINCENT, I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A FRIEND TO YOU, SO YOUR INDIRECT NEGATIVE COMMENTARY ON OUR DOMESTIC RELATIONSHIP IS VERY HURTFUL. EITHER WAY, THE ANSWER IS "NO". I MAKE THE RULES. COME HOME, FATSO. I MADE DINNER!!!!

Replied on: June 14, 2026 at 4:24:31 AM

Dear Habit, I would say we are more than friends. But to each their own. I will come home... because I'm hungry. Love, Vincent

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HABIT June 14, 2026 at 4:12:15 AM
do you like waffles: REESE'S

THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT AND WE'RE IN JERSEY, VINCENT. JERSEY!!! I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH BURNER PHONES TO KEEP TRYING. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST. PICK. UP. I DON'T MISS YOU ONE BIT (BUT YOU SHOULD COME BACK BECAUSE IT'D BE FUNNY) YOURS,

Replied on: June 14, 2026 at 4:17:25 AM

Dear Habit, If I entertain you, will you leave me alone for a little while? God forbid, Habit, that I need a break! What am I, superhuman? (Knowing you, you'd say no, and that I am closer to a superdog.) Love, Vincent

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CANYOUSEETHEWORDS June 14, 2026 at 4:12:11 AM
give me music shitass: Bruises Are Back in Style - Jack Off Jill
do you like waffles: I guess I like waffles, I like them with chicken.

I doubt you’ll find respite from him anytime soon, but for your sake, I’ll believe that you will.

Replied on: June 14, 2026 at 4:15:27 AM

Dear Steph, I'm surprised myself that I've not lost EVERY SENSE OF SANITY I HAVE LEFT !!! He's driving me NUTS !!!!!! If this keeps going on, I don't know what I'll do!!! But, hey, it's good to know you're in my corner. Just don't let HIM know that. Love, Vincent

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